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DIDGE - The View From Down Under

An Aussie’s ridgy-didge view of world affairs and popular culture.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

R.I.P. satire

BBC: Radio host is new Bush spokesman

Oh, lovely satire, we morn ye.

I honesty have nothing witty to say about this. Apart from the fact that I’m not actually funny, how the fuck can you parody something like this when it in itself is a fucking parody.

President George W Bush has appointed a new press secretary - conservative radio presenter Tony Snow. Mr Snow replaces Scott McClellan, who resigned last week as part of a shake-up of Mr Bush's top staff. Announcing the appointment, President Bush praised Mr Snow - who sometimes had disagreed with him.

WHAT?!?!? Tony Snow has disagreed with Bush?! Wow, maybe things aren't as bad as they seem. I guess I was wrong to paint every Fox news host as a Bush lackey.

Correspondents say Mr Snow, who was a speechwriter for the president's father, has sometimes criticised Mr Bush for not being conservative enough.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Er, Scott, ya want your old job back?

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