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DIDGE - The View From Down Under

An Aussie’s ridgy-didge view of world affairs and popular culture.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Bush Admin. Prison Bitch Names

Yes, it’s crude, but we all like a bit of gutter humour now and then, don’t we?

Prison Bitch Name Generator.

George Walker Bush = Bung Boy
Dick Cheney = Fudge Sucker
Donald Rumsfeld = Mouth-Mangler
Karl Rove = Dirt Devil
Condi Rice = Count Suckula

And what about our friends at Fox News?

Bill O’Reilly = Cream of Meat
Sean Hannity = Bowel Boy
David Asman = Fuck Stick
John Gibson = The Recptacle
Brit Hume = Catcher's Mitt
Steve Doocy = Famous Anus

And finally your esteemed blog author? I would be know as: Skidmarks.

Honestly, I think I would have preferred Bowel Boy.


At 1:26 AM, Blogger Christopher said...


The list is a riot! I always the liked name revealed in Kitty Kelley's book 'The Family,' Bush enjoyed in college: Lips Bush.

Yeah, he was known for blowing his fraternity.

Nice work if you can get it.


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