.comment-link {margin-left:.6em;}

DIDGE - The View From Down Under

An Aussie’s ridgy-didge view of world affairs and popular culture.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Summer Reading Ahoy!

Now that summer is upon us again you’ll probably want to indulge in a favourite pastime - reading shitty books at the beach. There’s something romantic about getting a searing sunburn while reading idiotic prose. After you’ve negotiated the mob of white supremacists littered around the beach (Let’s do Hitler proud, let’s clean up the streets the Nazi way!) you can settle down to third-rate writing. But with so many crappy books out there it can become frustrating trying to pick one. But fear no more! Here is a Handy-Dandy Summer Book Reading Help List!

September by Bridget Marks

Marielle is a 58-year-old cunt (socialite), who lives in New York. Then her son is killed in the WTC on September 11, 2001. Her son was the result of a fling with a Pakistani diplomat. But then it turns out that this Pakistani diplomat might be the mastermind behind 9/11. (???) And then this 58-year-old cunt (millionaire socialite) becomes a covert CIA operative in two weeks and goes on a mission to kill her former lover and save the entire world. Me thinks there was a lot of drug taking during the writing of this, er, ‘book’.

If you’re seeking something in the “non-fiction” section (and I use that term very loosely) then I can heartily recommend Michelle Malkin’s Unhinged: Exposing Liberals Gone Wild. It catalogues liberals ranting and raving like lunatics. Saddam Hussein had no nuclear or biological weapons? The invasion of Iraq was based on forged documents and biased intelligence?! George W. Bush is inarticulate!!! How do they come up with this stuff? This book is a shocking entry into the illogical world of Liberals. If you feel that you can’t handle such explosive stupidity then there is always the film adaptation:


Post a Comment

<< Home